People of Austria! Your crazy government wants to make Covid vaccination mandatory. Because this is such a bad idea, a lottery will be set up. One in ten people sending in their proof of vaccination (and this applies to each injection separately) will get 500 EURO. Up to now, 17.2 million injections have been dealt out. This is what the vaccinated among you should do:
Send in all your proofs of vaccination
Reap 500 EURO * 1.7 million = 860 million EURO
Set up a fund, and invest in BioNTech (it is up to you if you bet on rising or falling stock price; my advice: buy out-of-the-money put options)
From this fund, support your countrymen who are not vaccinated and who will have to pay fines
Even if the amount of money is not enlarged by investment, the fund will suffice for paying more than 1.4 million fines, assuming initial fines of 600 EURO.
This too shall pass.